Classifieds 7/14/13

Free puppies-

Free to good home 8 week old mix breeds. 1 male 4 reproducers. Our dog, the mother, is a purebred, champion-bloodline, competition Pomeranian. The father, our neighbor’s dog, is a sneaky, mutt-bastard escape artist. Call for availability 867-5309

Need a commuter car-

ISO- Honda, Toyota, or other economical Japanese car. Must have clean title, no issues, no body damage, sun roof, air conditioning, leather interior, and power everything. Low miles are also a must. I am a poor college girl. Top price $750. Only serious offers will be considered. 987-1234

Wife forces sale-

2005 18′ Blue Water. I/O super-fast, set up to fish, ski, sun bathe and get drunk in. Perfect in every way. No issues. Except the wife forgot to take her pill and now we need a minivan. $5000 or trade for something with sliding doors. No tow rope, I may hang myself with it. 789-4321

Male seeking Female-

Soon to be SWM ISO SWF. Humorous, fun loving, short fat guy who enjoys long, romantic walks to the fridge seeks woman who won’t make him give up writing satire on a free blog to go get a real job. Cooking ability a plus but not necessary. Please include a contract of no job nagging in your response. My name is not Steve #6879

1982 Honda CR 80-

It broke down all the time then, it’ll break down all the time now. But, if you’re one of those guys who thinks everything was better when you were young then is the bike for you- Until you realize you’re too fat to ride it. It’s an antique- $350 678-5432

Yard sale this weekend-

Stupid lazy husband won’t get a job and is trying to replace his wife. He won’t make any money on his blog so his stuff goes on the market while he’s away. Stop by and make an offer on the pile in the driveway. It won’t last long since he’s moving once he gets home. Fri 10-5 Sat 9-4 Steve’s house

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