Steve Kallio, aspiring writer and blogger, was raised by a flock of ring-necked pheasants in the wilds of south-west Washington, and uses his life experiences and unique outlook on life to report news that matters with a humorous side. Reminding us that, no matter how bad something is, it can be funny if it’s mostly fictionalized….
After being found (and psychologically scarred for life) in the forest at the age of 23 by nudist birdwatchers, Steve quickly adapted to civilized life (minus the urge to defecate on city park statues and freshly washed cars- some things are just too deeply burned into people). Steve went on to earn a BS in Experimental Psychology from Washington State University-Vancouver. He is married, with two beautiful daughters, six dogs, one cat, and expects his first grandchild in October. He hopes to raise her much in the fashion of his own upbringing (minus regurgitating food for her. We’ll leave that for some creepy actresses who will go unnamed here).
And thanks to Bob Crisman Jr. at Maverick Design Studio, we have the original nudist bird watcher photograph of my discovery:
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