Obituaries 8/18/13

Ima Groaner (September 8, 1953 – August 10, 2013)

Miss Groaner finally passed away surrounded by deaf people who never understood what she was saying. While anyone who knew her very well managed to avoid her during the last 55 years, it is anticipated that her funeral will be standing room only as hordes of well-wishers say their final goodbyes. Miss Groaner was a lifelong hypochondriac and world record holding endurance talker. Her monologues Continue reading