A TNRNB exclusive report- the United States biggest secret society

Forget about the Illuminati. Don’t worry about Skull & Bones. You might want to keep anything else Dan Brown mentions in the back of your mind, but, really really pay attention to the huge new secret society this reporter has uncovered. There is a group of people with a horrifying amount of power who are rapidly gobbling up members like this reporter gobbling up fake crab salad at Sizzler (well maybe not that fast). This group transcends all classes, includes those from all walks of life, and embraces any race and gender. They don’t care about sexual preference, orientation or your last confession. They may care about your political affiliations but no more than half of them will at any given time. This society is so secret that many members may not even be aware they belong to it. There is no secret handshake, there is only one way to identify them, they vote. Welcome to the… Ignorami. (Cue huge crashing music).  Continue reading