One hand sized antique rock. The plain grey surface has weathered beautifully to create a smooth surface. The overall shape reminds me of an egg. It is of high quality craftsmanship, they don’t make them like this anymore. Get it before my bratty neighbor kid throws it through my recently replaced living room window. $5 (234) 234-2345
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